It's rainy and cold, and I'm just getting over being sick, so of course that means that I've been without a voice for the last 3 days. Thankfully, it's just a little cold because I let myself get run down, and not FULL BLOWN PLAGUE!!! I'm kinda bummed that I've pretty much ensured my demise in the 12/21/12 Mayan-Zombiepocolypse, but maybe the survivors in a thousand years will unearth my computer, laugh at it's primitive technology and then use it as a wave skimmer... :D
But seriously, it is rainy and sad outside, and I really don't have a voice, but I'm not really bummed out. Why? Because my new book (you know, the one that I didn't tell you about... Oh, shoot. Blog fail.) is available in the Kindle store! And it's chock-full of awesome indoor games that are perfect for a day like today, when the weather just makes you want to stay inside with a warm mug of cocoa and chuck bean bags at your children... Or is that just me... Okay, so don't aim for their heads...
Click HERE to check it out!
There are other projects in it too! In fact, there are 10 patterns for 7 different projects that I've never shown anyone before. How's that for awesome?! It's an all exclusive pattern book, only available through the Kindle store!
You'll get patterns for:
-Juggling Balls and Hackey Sacks
-A Travel Chess and Checkers set
-A Flying Disk (you know, an indoor Frisbee! Safe for all but the very-most-schmancy living rooms! And yes, it flies awesome outdoors too!)
-Family Game Night Snack Mats (perfect for little snacks, clean up is as simple as throwing them in with your next load of kitchen laundry)
-A Foxtail (Hackey Sack with a long tail to hurl it LOOOOONG distances! Uh, not indoor safe.)
-A Bean Bag Target Game (and the bean bags can also be used as Hopscotch Markers! Woot!)
But wait! There's more! (Heh, I feel like I'm selling Ginsu Knives here! Or that awesome knife that can cut through a soda can AND a tomato... Wait, that's Ginsu too, right?) You CAN get my new amazing book today because you can't wait another minute to start making awesome holiday presents for, like, everyone you know, BUT if you wait until tomorrow, you can GET IT FOR FREE!!!!
Yep, you don't have to shell out $2.99 of your hard earned cash for all of these amazing patterns! You're special! You're a Dynamo, and that means something around here!!! The free promotion is running all day TOMORROW (Friday, November 30th), from Midnight PST to 11:59pm PST. So grab it then! Tell your friends and family! Brag about your freebie on Facebook! Remind your crafty co-workers that they don't need a Kindle ereader, the software is FREE for their computers, laptops, tablets and smart phones!!! Share the love!!! (And remind them to LIKE Crochet Dynamite on Facebook, and sign up for emails, so that they'll get notified in the future too!!!)
As with all of my books, this is an exciting experiment into the world of self-publishing, so if you'd like to review it on Amazon (so that other smart, creative, and beautiful crocheters like you can find it and come join us) I would love that. Or, if you believe in the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" school of thought (thank you, by the way, that makes me love you more!) then would you be willing to shoot me an email at CrochetDynamite@gmail.com to tell me what I've done wrong? I try every time to produce the absolutely highest quality books that I am capable of, so your input is extremely valuable!
Thank you to everyone who has sent me contact information for my new "Buy Finished Items" page! I am currently working on it, and hopefully will have it ready to go this weekend! Love, love, love and giant e-hugs to you all!