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Monday, November 5, 2012

A vist to the Museum

Oh my goodness, Dynamos, I had an adventure this weekend!  It was supposed to be a quick trip up to a museum on the USC campus in the hopes that I could find some contemporary art featuring crochet.  We actually made it up to the campus in record time, in fact, we got there about an hour before the USC Fisher Museum of Art was even supposed to open.  But, this wouldn't be a very good story if we found parking and wandered around the gorgeous campus for an hour feeling smug and happy...



I am not a sports gal, and I'm not married to a sports guy.  My 91-year-old grandma knows more about what's going on in the sports world than we do (SHE is a sports gal. Go Angels!  Go Lakers!). I should have asked her if there was anything going on this weekend up at the LA Colosseum.  So, oblivious to the fact that there was a HUGE football game (USC vs Oregon) happening last Saturday, we made our way up to LA...


This was the cheapest parking that we could find anywhere near the campus!  Most of the parking was $60, which was a great deal if you were going to the game and were spending the day up there.  We only needed our parking place for a half hour... So $40-60 was a little pricey for us...  Surely we would be able to find parking elsewhere.  We noticed that the Metro Line had a station right in front of the museum. Hmm, if we could find a place to park near a Metro station, we could just park and ride the Metro in!  Brilliant!  So we set off in search of a place to park far away from the Colosseum and near a Metro station.


When you drive 1/2 mile the neighborhood begins to look like this.  There are bars on all of the windows and fences around every parking lot.  It did not inspire confidence...  Besides, we had now gotten just far enough away that the Metro lines were now underground, which made it impossible to know if we were getting closer to a station or further away.  Jake finally decided that we'd better just go to Union Station and figure it out from there.

Getting to Union Station was a whole mess in itself.  We are suburban.  We are Orange County.  We live literally in the heart of Disney country.  We don't go up to LA unless Rachel Rizner and the Resonators are playing, so all of this was completely foreign to us.  And we got LOOOOOOST!

A couple of years ago Jake got really into the Amazing Race and made me watch, like, 8 seasons of the show with him.  He has been convinced that we should go on the show ever since.  I always told him that I didn't want to go, because we would be the couple that would spend the whole time bickering in the car over where to go, and that somehow they would edit the bickering to make me look whiney and mean.  Well, I can say for certain now that when we do get that opportunity, absolutely we will bicker in the car because I hate the way he drives, but it will be HILARIOUS because it never got mean.  And we found French General, which we never would have found if we hadn't gotten all turned around and lost.


I wish I could have taken a picture of the inside.  It was like Willy Wonka's Craft Shop filled with everything beautiful in the world.  Go check it out online!  It wasn't even open, but the lady who owns it let me poke my head inside to see.  Ah, it was like craft heaven.  I will totally be back!!

At least from here we were able to put in directions to get from French General to Union Station into Google Maps.  It lead us through the winding hills around Dodger Stadium and over a freeway so that we could finally see the train station in the distance.  Our circuitous route also lead us through Chinatown!  I wish I could have captured the yummy smells in a picture, but you'll just have to take my word for it!


We got an awesome parking spot in the structure under Union Station right next to the elevator! Jake discovered that he had left his phone in the car, so we got to ride in this elevator 3 times!  Apparently on Saturdays the elevator doesn't go down to the parking structure without a security badge, so we had to ask a very nice security guard to let us go back down to our car.  Of course, that should have been our clue to move it to another lot, but who was thinking that clearly at that point?  We just wanted to get on the subway!


 Luckily we weren't the only one's headed to USC on the Metro Line.  There were hoards of football fans crowding the station, so we just kinda followed the herd.  I posed next to the map, but we didn't need it... We were following the Red Shirts!


We knew that we were going to have to transfer lines, so rather than guess how many trips we'd need, we got Tap cards with all day passes on them.  The machine made change with $1 coins, so it felt like we'd won a huge Vegas payout!  Sacagawea Score!



Now that we had our Tap cards we could finally head back to the museum.  And it only took 2 hours!  Yippee!


Jake and I were on  the party train headed back to USC.  It was CROWDED!


 I happened to be wearing the right colors, so we fit right in!  We got to hang with the tailgaters!  And that security guy was cool, he wasn't giving me the stink eye.  Besides, how can you be mad when the party right beside us is blasting Gangnam Style?!  It's impossible.

The museum was (not surprisingly) very quiet and empty.  There were no cameras allowed inside, so I don't have any pictures to show you.  The piece (La Lutxona, 2007) by Blanka Amezkua that I was hoping to see was there, along with a second piece (What in the World, 2007), so I feel like it was worth the trip.  Of course I wished that there was more crochet incorporated into the art, but the crochet on those two pieces was beautiful.  I felt like it added to the tone of the art, and was hip and kitchy at the same time, which I think was the vibe the artist was really going for.  And it was really inspiring.  It had never occurred to me to use crochet in that way, but now I'm going to have to add some crochet borders to my next art pieces. I mean, why wouldn't I??!   If you're interested in checking them out, the exhibit A Complex Weave: Women and Identity in Contemporary Art will be on display until December 1, 2012.  It is being displayed with The Sota Project which is an immersive multi-layered video installation that reenacts a controversial text from the Talmud.

Want to know what the best part about the whole day was?  As I left, one of the women who was there to answer questions asked me if I was there for a class.  And I got to say YES!!!  I looked like a student and I AM a student!  ...you know, just not at USC... LOL!!!


At this point it was nearly 2 and Jake and I were starving.  We didn't really want in on the tailgate food that was available everywhere, but we did hit a Starbucks which made both of us feel a ton better.  Recently I've had some digestive issues (eww, sorry!) that have made me avoid wheat in an effort to keep the sharp stomach pains at bay (no zingers, no cookies, no world famous brownies), so all of the actual food in Starbucks was inedible, but an iced coffee drink hit the spot.  We hiked our booties down about a block and a half to the Metro Station across from Staples Center and headed back to our car!


Public transportation rocks!  Even with our ice-blended goodness, we spent less than $30 on our day adventure, which still comes in under the $40 parking option.  We had to get a 2nd security guard to let us out back down to our car, and we paid the parking attendant the $6 fee in Sacagawea coins.  He told us that they get a LOT of $1 coins back...

We didn't get home until nearly 4 (about 6 hours after we left, which is 4 hours longer than we had planned!), but we had such a great time.  It was like a mini-vacation!  In fact, now that we know what we're doing, we're planning to do it again next month so that we can take Mims to the California Science Center (she's obsessed with mummies right now, and they have a Cleopatra exhibit) and also to the Natural History Museum (she also wants to see the dinosaur bones).


One last look on our way home.  Goodbye Los Angeles!  Thanks for the wonderful day!

xoxo

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Dynamite Update: I got my Swatches back

What a wonderfully busy week!  Halloween right in the center of it kinda threw me for a loop, so I'm really looking forward to spending the next week catching up on sleep and work.

First off, I got the first set of my International Diploma in Crochet swatches back this week.  Oh my goodness, the shipping time is brutal.  They had been reviewed nearly a month ago!  I knew that this was going to be a very nit-picky process, and so I'm happy that ANY of them passed on the first try.  5 of my 7 swatches passed with 95% (or higher) scores, which makes me happy as a life-long overachiever.  The bummer was that the other 2 were miserable failures and I'm going to have to re-do them.  I thought the reviews were fascinating, so I'm going to share the re-do swatches and show you what I did wrong so that we all can learn from my mistakes.


Swatch #1 (a network of chain and slip stitch, with four straight edges): This piece needed to have either a scalloped edge as the base OR is needed to have the side and top edges straight.  At the top I should have only put 2 chains between the slip stitches to make a straight edge, and I should have put the hook into the 3rd stitch of the turning chain, rather than the space.  This swatch was the one that I felt least confident with when I sent it off, so I'm not surprised that it came back as a do-over.  I hadn't been entirely clear as to what I was supposed to be accomplishing with this one, but now I feel confident that I'll be able to pass this swatch next time with no problems.


Swatch #7 (a square of triple trebles):  Do you see how the bottom corner curls in the photo?  I had blocked it so that it would be straight, but there are just some things that blocking can't fix, and this is one of them.  I should have added an additional chain stitch before I turned, which would have caused my corner to lie flat.  Other than that I got a delightful comment of 'you handle the tall stitches well'.  So, I'll re-do this one with an additional stitch!  And then it will pass and I'll be closer to getting my degree!!!  Yay school!  

Continuing our discussion of school, I'm going to the USC Fisher Museum of Art today to go see an exhibit called A Complex Weave: Women and Identity in Contemporary Art.  I am so excited!  I have been searching for a museum within 200 miles that had crochet on display to write a report on for my class.  I have been sadly disappointed at the lack of crochet in virtually all of our local museums, since I really had my heart set on doing my report on crochet in art.  So when I realized that this exhibit had at least one piece that had crochet involved, I had to go check it out.  I am not entirely sure what I'm going to see, but it sounds like it's going to be right up my alley.  Even if there isn't enough crochet there to write my report, I'm still going to have a good time.

The ebook bonanza was a huge success!  Thank you to everyone who went to Amazon and got copies.  Over 1700 books were downloaded, which I think is amazing considering you guys had virtually no notice and I did absolutely no advertising.   I am grateful to all of you!  

I am especially grateful to the Super Dynamos that wrote reviews of the books on Amazon.  A gigantic THANK YOU goes out to Teeni, Laura, Jinxed and Nicki! I appreciate your hard work and kind words more than I can express.  If anyone else downloaded my books and would like to leave a (hopefully positive) review on Amazon, it would absolutely mean the world to me.  And, as always, if there is something you don't like about them, please send me an email at CrochetDynamite@gmail.com and tell me what needs to be fixed.  I am still new at self-publishing, and while I strive to put out the highest quality work I'm capable of, I appreciate any feedback that you might have.

The butterflies have been a huge hit!  The kids at the hospital and at the homeless outreach have been thrilled with them, so I want to send out a great big thank you to all of you who have donated or have contacted me about donating more butterflies!  I'm putting together a batch for Kristy to take this Sunday, along with a scarf 'kit' for one of the mom's at the outreach to use for pattern testing for me.  Hopefully it will come out fine, because I can't wait to share that pattern with you in a couple more weeks!!  In the meantime, we're always going to need more butterflies to help spread smiles, so if you're interested in donating, you can click on the 'To make a Crochet Donation' button over there on the right.

I need to appologize to you guys for getting behind on answering comments on the blog.  I do read everything that you write, and I love it and appreciate your comments so much.  I've been volunteering for a couple of hours in the mornings in Mimsey's class, which leaves me about 10 less hours in my week, so I'm going to start designating a day or two a week to answer comments.  If there's a crochet emergency, or just something that it would be nice to get a quicker response to, feel free to email me. 

Whew.  That felt like a Crochet Dynamite: State of the Union!  How are you guys doing?  Everyone survive the storm?  I'm sending all my best wishes and hopes and love to you all to have a wonderfully blessed weekend!

xoxo

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Better than a Sock Bun!

I love a good sock bun, but I ran into a problem last week when I wanted to put my hair up.  White socks (which didn't show under my blonde hair) suddenly  were so obvious under my new vampire-red hair (that's the actual name on the bottle, not my name for it, btw).  I really wasn't interested in purchasing and then destroying a brand new pair of pink-red socks because I wanted to do my hair either.


That got me to thinking about what I could come up with to fix this dilemma.  I had seen a package at Target for a bun shaper that was just a foam version of a rolled up sock, but as it only came in the more traditional hair colors (blonde/brown/black) I wasn't interested.  Hmm... But maybe I could come up with something myself...

Then I did a google search for hair rats.  Uh, yeah, they used to call them hair rats.  Apparently there's all kinds of awesomeness out there for diy-ing your own hair rat (or hair shaper, if you prefer a less disgusting phrase) out of your own hair!  Rad!  Perfect match!  But that takes months, and I really needed something that I could use right now...


Crochet to the rescue!  I had a giant bag of left-over pink yarn from the Think Pink blanket, and one of them was a dark pink cotton that was a close-enough match to work for my ratty purpose!
I crocheted myself a pink bun shaper (the coolest part was that I was able to make it much larger than the shapers that are for sale right now)!  I like it even better than my previous rolled up socks, because you couldn't bobby pin the sock into place, but with a crocheted shaper you can bobby pin  right through the stitches.  It feels much more secure, which I didn't even realize I had worried about before (but duh, who would want a rolled up sock to fall out of their hair in a meeting? LOL!)

I love mine so much, I had to make one for Mims.  If you want to make one too, this is how I did it:

Better Than a Sock Bun: Crochet Bun Shaper
Supplies:
Worsted weight cotton yarn
Size G crochet hook
Yarn needle
Scissors

ch 29
R1: dc in 3rd ch from hook, dc in each ch across (27 st)
R2-16: ch 2 (counts as first dc), dc in each st across (27 st)
Fasten off.  Weave in ends.

Starting at ch end, roll up the crochet piece into a long tube.  Whipstitch the tube closed so that it's nice and smooth.

I used pink yarn so that you can see where the whipstitching should go.
When you make yours please use the color that matches the bun shaper! LOL!

Now curve it around and whipstitch the tube ends together to make it into a donut shape.  Make sure the ends are really securely stitched.   Fasten off and weave in any loose ends.

See!  You can't see the whipstitching when you use matching yarn to stitch it together! 

Yippee!  Now you can use it to make your bun look amazing and huge.  Because this is the one place in a lady's life that having huge buns makes us happy!  LOL!!!

If you've never done a sock bun before, here's a quick rundown of the steps:
1. Put your hair into a ponytail
2. Pull the ponytail through the bun shaper
3. Wrap your hair around the bun shaper to cover it up
4. Bobby pin the hair into place around the bun shaper
5. Show off your awesome HUGE bun!  :D

**If you're not familliar with Sock Buns, there's a great set of instructions HERE that are crochet free and you can be out the door in 3 minutes!  

xoxo

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

A gift for my besties!

Happy Halloween!

As you know, my latest ebook, Crochet Dynamite: Gifts for Your Besties is out!  Yippee!  It's a collection of 8 great projects that are perfect for gift giving to all your best girlfriends.  It includes 5 of my free patterns, one of my paid patterns, and 2 ebook exclusive patterns!  The cross-body bag pattern alone sells for more than the price of the ebook, so it's a really great deal!


But I've got an even better deal for you!  In honor of it's launch, I've got a special treat!  Today BOTH of my books, Crochet Dynamite: Fancy-Schmancy and Crochet Dynamite: Gifts for Your Besties are FREE in the Kindle store!  Yes!  FREE!!!  All day long!!

So click on the "Buy my ebooks" button over on the right (or on the link right HERE) and go get your free copies of my books.  You can read them on your computer, smart phone, tablet or (of course) your Kindle!  I love ebooks because I don't need a wifi connection to read them (unlike the blog, which requires an internet connection).  Think of these books as the 'To-go' version of the blog! :D

If you enjoy them, would you consider leaving a positive review on Amazon?  It would really help me out, and it doesn't cost anything but a couple of minutes of your time.  And if you really do NOT enjoy them, would you mind sending me an email at CrochetDynamite@gmail.com telling me what I could do to make your experience with them better?  I am still new to this self-publishing thing, and while I do my very best to make sure that I am turning out a high quality project, I appreciate all feedback that you have to offer.

Please feel free to share this offer with all of your crocheting friends and family members!  Save yourself $1.98 and grab them today!

xoxo

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Last Minute Halloween Costumes

Hey Dynamos!  You've only got one day left to come up with an awesome Halloween costume, so here's a round-up of suggestions from your best pal Jaime!  

The Dynamite Beret is an instant Rachel Berry (from Glee) costume!

Marci pointed out that the Mother Goose hat looked just like Fleur's Beauxbaton Hat from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

Isabella's Fireside Girl Beret is a cute option for little girls that love Phineas & Ferb...

Whether you call it the Travelocity Gnome, or just a generic Lawn Gnome, it still is a quick and funny costume! Plus, I used this costume as a great excuse to have to buy Gnome Shoes last year... That's how I got Jake to get me a pair of black Uggs...

This collage is mortifying because Linda Carter is so beautiful, but you could rock the Wonder Woman Tiara for Halloween.  Even if you don't wear the rest of the (tiny!) costume, you'll still look like the coolest chick in comic books... Even if they can't figure out how to turn her story into a movie... yet...

Last, but not least, this was my costume for my sister's annual Halloween bowling party.  Yeah, it's the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who!  What, you only know about 11 Doctors?  Well, if the BBC decides that it wants to make the next Time Lord a chunky American lady, I think she's going to look a lot like this!  LOL!!!  Costume of the Future!  Or are we in the past?...
Grab the #48 Scarf and the Tardis LCB so you can bend time to your will as well!

Also, I have got a fun treat for all of you Dynamos tomorrow!!  Starting at Midnight PST my ebook, Crochet Dynamite: Fancy-Schmancy will be FREE!!!  It's just for one day, Wednesday, October 31st, 2012!  If you've got a Kindle, or the Kindle software on your computer, smart phone, or tablet, go grab it!!!  Click on the 'Buy my Ebook' link over there on the right hand side 'cause it's FREE!!!

While you're there, check out my new ebook, Crochet Dynamite: Gifts for Your Besties!  It's a cool collection of five free patterns, one of my paid patterns, and two ebook exclusive patterns, perfect for gift giving to all of your best girlfriends!  The crossbody bag alone sells for more than the 99 cent book price, so it's a pretty amazing deal!

Wait, what's that?  You want that one for free too?!  Okay!  I'll offer both of my ebooks tomorrow for free!  If you like my patterns, I'd love it if you'd leave a positive review of the books on Amazon.  If there's something you don't like, send me an email at CrochetDynamite@gmail.com and tell me about it!  My books are self-published, so all feedback is appreciated!

And thank you to everyone who has been so supportive of me pursuing this dream to become a crochet designer!  I am grateful every day for each and every one of you!!!

xoxo

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Sunday School

Welcome to the Halloween Round-Up edition of Sunday School!  It's a collection of the most fun Halloween projects that I've found this month - and a completely awesome music video featuring some really cool crochet!


There are two amazing projects over at GoodKnits.com, a bat bowtie (which would make an awesome decoration for a headband too) and a cool superhero mask... It may be called Good Knits, but the crochet over there is awesome too!

Crochet Happy, my friend Tracy's amazing site, has a terrific collection of Halloween project links. Some of them are paid, but most of them are free!  There are home decor projects, hats, shawls, and amigurumi!  It's a party going on over there!!  Click HERE to join the fun!

My friend Teeni, over at the Mad Crochet Lab, has several spooky Halloween projects!  She's got a really adorable 'evil pumpkin' finger puppet and a really scary-fun skull pattern. Both of her patterns are available for sale in her Craftsy shop, but I'm going to send you to her blog, because I know you'll love it!

Woolly Toons has a project that isn't specifically for Halloween, but since it involves a character from my very most favorite Halloween-time movie, I had to link to it!  It's the Shrunken Head Guy from Beetlejuice!  I'm in awe of this one!  Kim is amazing!

My friend Nyan-pon has more costume ideas on her site than anyone else I know (she's got a whole page on her site, NyanPon's Knits and Crochet, devoted to costumes!)!  She's kinda really awesome that way!  Go over there and check out her ears and tails for pretty much every animal that has ears and tails!  And Ninja swag!  And a crochet wig!  Go there now!!!

Okay, last, but not least, this video is completely worth watching.  I've never seen anything like it, and it features a stop-motion crochet quadropus (4-legged squid!) as the main character.  I am completely smitten!  It's on Vimeo, but not on YouTube, so I can't stream it directly from the blog which means you're going to have to click the link.  But it's soooo worth it!  It's a music video for Wax Taylor's song 'Time To Go' featuring Aloe Blacc and shot by Oh Yeah Wow. *Spoiler alert: it did make Mims cry, so preview it if you're planning to watch with little ones... (nothing gross, or unsafe, just a little sad)
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/10/a-stop-motion-crochet-quadropus-turns-the-city-blue/

Once you watch it, I'd love to hear what you think of the video in the comments below!

xoxo

Friday, October 26, 2012

Think Pink - Part 5

Hooray!  Today we get to finish up the Think Pink Blanket (Lapghan? Whatever!).  I'm going to tell you how I did the final border on mine, but like everything else about this blanket, it's merely a suggestion.  Please feel free to do whatever your heart desires!!


Because I edged each square before I single crocheted the blanket together, I didn't feel like I needed an additional row of our 'tie-it-all-together' pink.  I wanted to reinterpret the 3 dc motif of the granny squares in the border, to make the overall look of the blanket cohesive (pretentious much?!  LOL!!!  I swear, I just thought it would look cool, and make the blanket look like it was planned instead of -as we know- all a whim.).

The final border is made of two rows:

The first/inner border row I made with a dark pink cotton and a size G hook.  I used this repeating pattern:
*3 dc, ch 1, skip 1 st*
I repeated the pattern so that there were thirty-four 3 dc sections along each side.  When I got to the corner, I ended with the 3 dc, but I chained 2 in the corner, skipped 1 stitch, and then began the next side.  I slip stitched the round together when I got all the way around and back to the first stitch.


The final row is very easy.  Attach your 'tie-it-all-together' pink yarn, and dc in each stitch (and ch space) along each side.  I put 5 dc in each corner chain space, and sl stitched the last stitch to the first stitch when I got all the way around.

Weave in any ends that you might have missed earlier, and you're done!  Like I said before, the finished blanket will be approximately 41" square.  And it will look awesome on your couch... Or as an amazing present for someone who has been affected by breast cancer...


Speaking of breast cancer, if you enjoyed this tutorial (and make a blanket based on it) would you consider making a donation to your favorite cancer-research-supporting foundation?  My grandma and I would really appreciate it!

Also, if you haven't already, why not hit the 'LIKE' button for Facebook on the side over there. or sign up for Crochet Dynamite posts to be delivered straight to your email?  Become a Dynamo today!  It will make us BOTH happy!

xoxo



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